Non Played Character Cutups

In any mixed crowd, NPCs can get you in hot water — 50% of all encounters are caused by NPCs, and they usually choose to insult 1-6 levels or hit dice higher than their own. The victim of the insult will usually have 2-12 ‘friends’ … check reaction of the group.

Always roll an eight-sided die for the horizontal row and matrix with the vertical column for the result. For the vertical column roll a Four-Sided die if Opposite Alignment, a Six-Sided die if Different Alignment, or an Eight-Sided die if Opposite Sex is encountered.

	1	2	3	4	5	6
1	Sneezed-On	Spit-On	Barf-On	Fall-On	Spill-On	Told-On
2	Cursed	Insulted	Demanded	Stabbed	Dragged	Mocked
3	Tripped	Slapped	Punched	Shook	Jabbed	Scratched
4	Pinched	Challenged	Accused	Pulled	Pushed	Kicked
5	Robbed	Attacked	Butted	Gagged	Bit	Gripped
6	Laughed-At	Nibbled	Asked	Helped	Licked	Befriended
7	Drooled-On	Begged	Angered	Grabbed	Searched	Propositioned
8	Fondled	Hugged	Kissed	Petted	Complimented	Attracted

This is to be used at judge’s discretion, in large crowds, taverns, on the street etc.

Table of 48 mostly inappropriate NPC actions to derail an ordinary moment in the street  (From Wilderlands of High Fantasy by Bill Owen and Bob Bledsaw, Judges Guild, 1977)

Taken from the Old School FRP tumblr