Rest Area Masterpiece

So I found this inspirational message scrawled on the wall on my way out to Muskegon…

I WILL FIND U & KILL YOU

How did this person know I would stop here? Why kill me? Had they just waited, I would have shown up and saved them having to find me. Could it be a message for someone else? Who are they looking for? Did that person stop at this rest area, use this restroom, and choose this stall? Or did they miss the message entirely? Who is walking around with a sharpie in the jon? So many questions…

Mostly, I just want to know why you have to scrawl your nonsense all over public restrooms. Just don’t.

Nobody cares about your empty threats and bravado. Nobody wants to see your lame penis drawings. Just don’t do it.